Don’t get me wrong, I’ve had a great time here. But there are a few things I definitely won’t miss. I’ll follow up with a write up of the great parts, but until then these might be worth a chuckle.
Vertically-integrated, CPM-increasing social network leveraging monetized startup marketing.
- 70% Calories from fat
My kingdom for some oatmeal.
Nothing sells a $4 beer like 300 people queued at the open bar.
I’ve said it before. Stop scratching. Is it… is it moving? I don’t like sitting this close.
- The integrated social community application sales force
Did you go to our panel?
- Standering room in front of a seated crowded
It’s fine; don’t worry about it. Have you been working out?
- Sport coats over tee shirts
I get it, you’re “creative.” Unless you have feathers, this is off limits.
Introduction lines always sound better when rehearsed in my head.
- People introducing themselves as their-name-dot-com
I’ll Google you if I’m interested.