Entries tagged “Reviews”

From time to time I share my experiences with books, movies and other media. These reviews represent my experiences; your mileage may vary.

Hollywood doesn’t want to be hollywood.

14 October 2004

Hoodwinked. Hornswaggled. Flamboozled. They're the only words that could describe my action to The Girl Next Door. Elisha Cuthbert (Oldschool) plays a young adult-film actress trying to get out of the industry and enjoy the rest of her teenage life. Previews showed clips of Cuthbert's agonizingly slow changing scene, porn stars as prom dates, and the most tantalizing quote I've seen on a commercial: “I'm all wet, can I come in?”

The Newest Addiction: Warcraft meets Fantasy Footbal

5 September 2004

Build an army; rally your forces; mount an assault; fend off scavenging enemies; Kings of Chaos has it all.