The Book of Ryan

I got an iPhone! Well, not really, but I made one:

Its specifications:

• A full-featured music player
• Contacts, calendar and alarm clock
• Able to send and receive calls and SMS
• Two screens! one full-color, one zero-color

But in all seriousness, my cell phone’s screen is broken. It lights, but it does not display. It still rings and I can answer it, but I cannot see missed calls nor read text messages. I use the iPod to look up a contact’s phone number and type it in–that’s my only recourse.

If I miss your call, I’m sorry. Please try me again. Otherwise contact me using other methods.