The Book of Ryan

I’m a recent convert to the Colbert Nation. While not a slobbering, drone-like worshipper, his combination of egomaniacal self-confidence and fearless lack of tact remind me of an older me. In his honor (to me) he broadcast my “On Notice” list for the world, which I happened to grab through the magic of YouTube.*

Who is On Notice

Red States

Knock it off. Stop ruining America while wearing a star-spangled tie.

Trek Glowacki

The walls have ears.

The World Hunting Association

Call me when you’ve decided.

“Good to go”

I’m putting an official bounty on anyone who says this and has not auditioned for the right.

ASP/.NET

Everything you ever wanted to do in PHP, only with the bonus of bloated markup and you getting to pay Microsoft for the privilege. Excellent for bad programmers and folks who are tired of waxing philosophical about Java. Learn Rails. Or PHP. Or anything else.

The State of Ohio

Must. Drive. Faster.

Dreamhost

I am seriously tired of downtime. And slow tech support. And my boss breathing down my neck because I recommended you. Get your act together.

Sergio I. Villarreal Pou

Where the hell did you go? If you’re not dead, then you had better start blogging again. Stop taking pictures of naked girls and start writing. You’re that good.

* By YouTube I mean the On Notice generator.