The Book of Ryan

This came as part of an email I received advertising stock in neck braces. No joke. What follows is surely a computer-generated random string, but oddly poetic. In fact, I’m almost sure it’s better than some of the stuff I wrote (and definitely better than some of the things I read) in college:

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Huh. Perhaps it’s the Ides of March.